DONT TELL THE WIFE - Custom virtual giftcards!

Wife not happy with your torch collection and doesn't want you to get anymore?

We can help you get your itch.

Here you can order a custom virtual giftcard in values of £10 you can use these to redeem your order and we'll ship it with no invoice and a hand written note saying we hope you enjoy your free flashlight for winning a competition.

Please ensure your registered email address is valid or you have contacted us via Reddit/WebChat/Telegram/Signal/Email

Please note gift cards are manually generated and can take up to 8 hours from purchase but are usually issued within 30 minutes. 

Codes are valid for 24 months from purchase.